Monday, July 21, 2008

On the subject of Listless Lists

My stomach is growling.

I have a list of things to do.

1. Make a list of things to do.
2. Remember to do the things on the list of things to do.
3. Keep to your list of things to do.
4. Do not under any circumstances forget items 1-3.

The fact that this list could be better is tempered by the fact that I seriously need to eat.

Okay, back to the list.

5. Eat.

Oh, now I see.

Good night, Mr. Simons. DO IT!

Yours truly,
Johnny Blogger.

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